Funniest Google Search Suggestions

You have probably noticed the real time suggestions that google gives when you are typing in the search box. These suggestions are based on the searches that occur most often. I often find these suggestions very useful but some of them are almost unbelievable! Who searches this stuff?!?

1.   Where is Chuck Norris?

2. Twitter is retarded.

3. Who stole my cheese?

4. What would happen if you ran over a ninja?

5. Edward is a 108 year-old virgin so he's obviously got issuse.

6. I like Jesus but he loves me so it's awkward.

7. Why can't I own a Canadian?

8. Has the large hadrom collider destroyed the world yet?

9. What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

10.  One time I pooped in my ninja costume.